:: CATWOMAN ::
Nurazreen. Azreen. Az.
Loves Kukuz. Filial Daughter. Devoted to Batman.
20 yrs YOUNG. 15 January 1985. Capricorn.
SHOPAHOLIC.
School of Cookery. School of Flirting. School of Camwhore. School of Videowhore. KukuzRuffbabezInc. TLC. Bruce Wayne Enterprises.
Crazy. Stubborn. Loves To Eat. Complains abt Fats. Dunno how to swim. Dunno how to cycle. Nice Long Straight Hair. Sweet Fone Voice. But scary in real life.
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:: TREASURED MEMORIES ::
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Shaik is curling my hair while im typing dis... Curl... Curl... Curl...
Ive always had straight hair so now it's time for curls... Dun worry ive not gone all barbie like small curls... it's umm... nice beeg curls...
Anywaaaaaaaays im excited for tmr... Hee...
TOMORROW IS SATURDAY
SATURDAY IS SATURDAY
WAT HAPPENS ON SATURDAY??
ONLY ME AND SHAIK NOES
Right...
And im officially declaring... the silent treatment... on...
Nememind
Yday... i got kissed on the lips. Yes. A very tender and gentle kiss. Lips so sweet and tender... it melted me...
Hahahahahaha. I got kissed by Nazurah laaa. U noe... my 2 yr old cousin Nazurah. U see i was at nenek's to tutor Nabilah. So after i was done wif tuition, i got ready to leave. Normally when Nabilah, Nadiah and Nazurah salam me, they will wana kiss my cheeks. Yes. They will without fail insist on a kiss.
I shall continue that practise wif my kids too. The tradition will not be broken. Hahahaha.
Sooooo when it got to Nazurah... I bent down and shoved my cheeks. Then she moved away and moved towards my lips. Of course i was like... "Waaat the....?"
So i said to Nazurah: "Ehhh... salah la. Kiss Sister Azreen punye cheeks"... Then i pointed to my cheeks. So again i made her salam me and shoved my cheeks into her face. Again she insisted on kissing my lips. My nenek saw and of course she thought Nazurah was maaaaad.
Then i said: "Ok Nazurah... let's do this again... after u salam me u kiss my cheeks tau. Yg ini (pointing to my cheeks)"
So we tried it again. Like the previous 2 attempts she insisted on kissing my lips. So salah mann. Reali salah. Cos she was sniggering away and she already puckered her lips. So i had no choice but to let her kiss my lips.
Hahahahaha. U might think she's only a toddler BUT i think she's watched too many tv shows and must have gotten influenced. Which isnt good. She can kiss my lips. Its fine. But wat happens when she salam my dad? Her other uncles?? It's so salah kan?? Not right kan??
And when she kissed my lips... i suddenly had other thoughts in mind. Hahahaha. She didnt turn me on laaaa. I juz couldnt help thinking of... welll... other stuff...
Sooooo... then i had to teach tuition near my hse. After that has ended, i chose to walk home cos it was afterall only 2 bus stops away. So i walked la... at the back. Near the eunos warehouses. Im used to walking there. It's quite safe la. Despite there being banglas around, there will without fail be other Singaporeans around.
Then as i crossed the traffic light, i noticed this mat on his bike. He had a pillion rider. Another male fren. The reason i noticed the mat on his bike was becos he was cute. Hey!! If u see a cute guy u WILL definitely notice right?? U WILL deifinitely look right?? Takkan nak action tak tengok?? My eyes waaat.
Then i realised he was juz staring. And grinning. And soooo i decided to stop looking at him. When i notice a cute guy, i'll juz look but not stare tau. That would be embarrassing. Then as i walked past him, i distinctively heard him say:
"Eh... Dil... Dil... Kau tengok..."
Im not dumb tau and neither am i being full of myself but i knew he was referring to me. So i told myself to juz keep walking. And then when the traffic lights turn green in his favour, he made a left turn, which was the route that i was walking on. Then as he rode past me, he turned back and winked.
Brudder!! Nak ride bike tu tengok depan. Pls eh. Concentrate on the damn road. Kat depan tu banyak lori. Ade a small junction pulak where vehicles come out from. I dun wana be an eye witness juz in case u get into an accident. Pls eh.
Nememind
Yday nenek commented that im getting more and more kurus. She said the last time she saw me... which was like last week i wasnt so kurus. So i denied la. I told her that my weight isnt going down. Everyday i weigh myself. It's still the same.
Ok... ok... dah 56 kg. Which is umm... 2 kg lighter. But 2 kg only waaaat?? Besides ive been 56 kg since 2 weeks ago!! U cant reali notice if someone has lost 2 kg kann?? It's juz a pathetic 2 kg.
Ive been eating. Reali. I dun skip meals. I juz eat lesser. No wait. I actuali eat many many times but in small quantities. I juz dun eat after 9pm. Occasionally yes. When there's a family dinner outside. But other than that, i only consume orange juice before i go to bed.
Ala nenek. Dun wori la. Im eating. Betol. Tak bedek. I love food. I love to eat. Right now im munching on my McVities BOASTERS Cookies. I bought it from Giant the other day. Decided to get the one wif Belgian Choc Chip and Hazelnuts. Not the plain Belgian Choc Chip ones.
Do u noe that i like hazelnut?? Anything wif hazelnut... I LOIKE!!
Ive already developed the pics of me in the tube dress. Actuali kan i duno which pic he likes la. The one of me in Shaik's tube dress or my tube dress. So i developed both. So yday i told him abt it. Den he said:
"Alamak. U dah develop. Wait my sergeants nak kenal2 dgn u"
Gaaaaaaaaawd. Seriously. He shld stop it. Im not interested in his sergeants. They are probably desperados. Ansari said they were attending a lecture in this air-conditioned room then a lady walked in. Then from noisy, the room went quiet and all eyes were on her. Kesian the lady. Gaaaaaaaawd.
Somebody has gotten his rifle. Let's see if he will be any good in shooting. Muahahahaha. Can he take a bow and arrow and shoot through my heart??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gaaaawd. Im cracking myself up. Not good. Not good.
I was at E-Base Parkway on Tuesday. They had this new brown skirt. Nice flair, dark, brown skirt. Lawa tau. Got nice buttons at the sides. See. This always happens. After ive gotten myself smth, i'll see a nicer version of the thing. Aiiiyyyoooh!! And as expected... new arrivals dun come wif a cheap price tag.
$49 sia!! That can get me 2 capelets!! And some accessories.
Ehhh i need to get my white capelet. And a long sleeve dark brown capelet. I need to get them so that i can cover up during puasa. I have lots of not so decent tops so ya... need to cover up la. At least for the month of Ramadhan. Respect sikit.
See cik. Im reasonable k. On normal days i may dress not so decently but when it comes to Ramadhan, i'll cover up tau. And i'll cover up too when i visit my relatives. All these makciks and pakciks who do not like to see me in a harmless sleeveless top. Aiyooooh!! Get a grip la. My parents tak marah peee.
Tonite's the night.
THE NIGHT
At 8:30pm... i'll be seated smack in front of the tv. Tuned to Suria. I'll probably have some munchies. Haha. Yaaaa. Btwn 8:30 to 9pm, i'll munch on as many things as possible. And my eyes will be as wide as saucers.
I'll be rooting... rooting for... Syed Azmir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. The burdder is such a smooth performer... He's gooooood. Reali reali gooooooood. And Yummy-licious. And hot. And sexy. And suave. And charming.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shld i vote? Or shld i not vote? I think i will. Yes i will. I'll do whatever it takes to not let that abang jendol win. Gaaaaaawd. He's not versatile la. He's got this funny way of singing. His mouth moves in a weird way. Ok. I noe that's mean. But his voice aint as powerful as the others.
I juz want Syed Azmir to win... Pls. Pls. Pls. Pls. Pls.
I think kan... IF he wins... i'll be crying. Hahaha. Betol tak bedek. I'll juz start tearing. And guess who im gona sms first??
Shaikhah
Ahahahahahaha. My Sayang. Gosh Shaik...
I juz want Syed Azmir to take a _ _ _ wif _ _
I juz want Syed Azmir to put his _ _ _ _ _ on my _ _ _ _ _
I juz want Syed Azmir to stand reali _ _ _ _ _ to _ _
Am i making any sense?? Ahahahaha. Only Shaik will get it.
Nememind
U all will understand what im talking about sooner or later. Soooooooooooon. Kan Shaik?? Kannnnn???
It's Thursday... 29th SEPTEMBER 2005...
Let me tell u that 29 is a good number. Yes it is. Today is Mariam's birthday. Hee. She's 20. Finally. Today is Arif's birthday. He's 17. Heeeeee.
And today is...................... Today is a special day cos it marks..............
Oh nememind
Tomorrow is friday...
FRIDAY
I think i am........
FAT
Im amazed by how much i ate today. Actuali it wasnt a lot. I had Rotiboy n BK's French Chicken Sandwich. Had sardines. Dennn for dinner i had Nasi Goreng Ikan Asin wif Kangkong and Sweet and Sour Chicken. I ate half the plate of kangkong. It was a beeeg beeeeeg plate tau. U noe those oval shaped ones... Yup.
I feel so so bloated. Padahal tadi dah berak tau. It's going to be pms week. Yesss it is. In abt a week's time i think i'll get my period so now it's time for cravings, whines, bad moods and bloatedness.
Tmr i shall haaaaave... 20 pcs of McNuggets. Muahahahahaha. Wif the ever so delicious curry sauce. Yum yum.
So anyways... Ansari smsed me jz now. Our smses evolved around the usual stuff la. Dennn i asked him where he put the picture.
U see... on Friday he told me he had to go back to Tekong wif 1 family pic and 1 pic of me, his gf. I asked him why he didnt tell me on Thursday nite cos then i cld have given it to him on Friday and he didnt need to come all the way to my place. Cos i knew he was tired and i didnt want to trouble him.
He said he die-die have to bring a pic of me. If not he will get punished. So i told him to juz tell his sergeant that he doesnt have a gf. Dennn he said each sergeant had a 1-on-1 session wif the new recruits. So cute tau. The sergeant actuali asked him if he's coping well. If he has financial problems. If he has a gf. To which he admitted. Den the sergeant asked if he was having problems wif his gf which of course is no... Cmon laaa...
Me?? Give him problems?? Ahahahaha.
Sooooo no choice i had to give him a pic. I let him choose a pic of us together. Not me alone tau. That wld be weird. Sooooo he chose dis pic:
Now... look at the pic carefully. U can hardly see my eyes. In fact my tongue was sticking out. So juz now he told me... Let me quote u his sms...
"Banyak sergeant2 tgk gambar u.. abih diaorg kate u lawa den diaorg kepo2 nak tahu abt u.."
I swear right there and then i smacked my forehead real hard becos that pic was sooooo not flattering. Gaaaaawd. His sergeants muz be weird mannn. Buta ke??
So i told him to not make me laff la. Gaaaawd. Jangan nak bedek. Den he said he was telling the truth. I was arguing that the pic so tak lawa. Dennn he asked me to imagine wat it wld have been like if i had allowed him to take a pic of me in the tube dress... Shaik's tube dress actuali. Yesss... the pic at the top of my blog...
U noe wat??
Seeing that the shot was taken using Shaik's cam and she doesnt haf the pic animore... Im going to do a picture to picture print of it. Wat to dooo. I only have 1 copy of it. Thennnnn... im going to let him bring it back to Tekong wif him...
Muahahahahahaha
Dammit Noreen... i cant be part of ur Operation Flirt?? I cant?? But whyyyyyy?? Juz cos im not exactly available?? Eh i am peee. Im available for u. Yes. YOU. Anytime. Anywhere. Betollll. Tak bedek!!
(Right now Shaik is sounding like some makcik kepo on msn over the Noreen and Mr E issue)
Anywaaaayyys. Ala Noreen... At least let me be behind the scenes la. I ni kan pemalu. Malu nak mampos. Kadang kan, nak amikkan gambar pun tangan menggigil. Ahahahahaha. But ya la. Let me teeeeaaaach u how to flirt. I'll be ur guru. Ur mentor. Hehehehehe. Boleh taaak?? And... i will help u differentiate btwn the good looking ones and the sooooo not good looking ones.
I meannnn...
The likes of Charming Teacher vs The likes of... let's say... Hang Timun.
Hahahahahaha. Kan there's a stark difference. Betol tak Shaik??
Ok why in the world am i sounding malay-ish today?? Ok takpe. It's fine.
HIDOP MELAYU!!
Anyways... juz now kan... i was out wif Daddy. Yes. Juz me and Daddy. And it's ALWAYS cold when i sit in front. Ya reali. I cant stand the aircon in the car. Lagi lagi dah evening. Punye lah sejuuuuk!! Mak kaaaauuu!! Boleh keras siak!!
Ahahahahaha
Yaaaaaa. Den i followed him la. Carwash. Isi fuel. Dennn after he paid for the fuel... he came back into the car... and... saw me... tearing. Hahahahaha. I wanted to tell him that it was cos i was freaking cold and cos i was unwell. I had fever today. So ya.
But thennn... i dun think he wld have believed me. Cos while he was driving... before we entered the petrol kiosk... i was busy exchanging smses... sooooo he kinda suspected that it was cos of the smses laaa cos each time i finished replying an sms, i will juz rest my head back... den i'll start wiping the tears...
Den i juz kept quiet. I didnt tell him why i teared.
Sometimes i feel like the most unreasonable person on earth. I noe i shldnt merajuk but i cldnt help it. And then when i finally realise his reasons are valid... i feel horrible. Gawd. Somebody shld reali smack me tau. I shld be mre understanding...
The fried rice is calling out to me
The Kit Kat Chunky is calling out to me
The Orange Juice is calling out to me
The Macroons are saying:
"Azreeeeeeennnnnn. Come eat usssss. Cooooommmmeeee. Take us down from this high shelf. Remove us from the bottle. Cooooommmmeeee."
This. Is. Baaaaaaaaad.
I was up early and raring to go but Shaik wasnt ready... Takpe...
I boarded the bus and this makcik stared at me from top to bottom and bottom to up countless times... Takpe...
I was humming "More Than Words" in the bus and i think it got a bit loud... Takpe...
We were crossing the road and a guy on a scooter staaaared at us instead of concentrating on the road... Takpe...
We had to walk under the hot sun and got very very excited till i squealed at the traffic light and the lady in front turned... Takpe...
I had to fork out $20... Takpe...
He called me cerewet cos i complained it was too hot outside and too cold inside... Takpe...
Had to pose many many times wif Shaik... Takpe...
The cinema theatre was cold... Takpe...
I pee-ed a grand total of 6 times today... Takpe...
I was accused of making the McFlurry cair cos i kept stirring it... Takpe...
He stuffed everything in my bag... Takpe...
The Tom Yam Seafood Soup was too spicy till my tummy hurt... Takpe...
While waiting for him to be done wif Asar i had to do 2 surveys... Takpe...
Wanted to buy Roti John for Nora but he tak kasi... Takpe...
Ate 3 keropok leko and 2 very loooooooong cheese sausages and felt fat... Takpe...
Had to go home and went down again to let him see pics... Takpe...
Takpe. Takpe. As long as i get to spend time wif My Batman...
Shaik's spaghetti is swimming in the sauce. Hahahaha. Ok la. spaghetti dah habis. Tinggal the sauce onli and im eating the sauce juz like that. Yes juz like that. Im practically drinking the sauce. But too bad got no beef balls. Or maybe i shld have gotten chicken's balls instead. Muahahahaha.
*yumminess*
Ooohhhh i juz bought red earrings from Sal. Nice red retro earrings for only 2 bux. Ahahahaha. I need help. I seriously do. If Ansari finds out the amount ive been spending, i'll be in deep shit.
U see juz the other day... On Tuesday... after me, Shaik and Azura ate at Breekz Harbourfront, we went into Montip. All cos Azura wanted to find hairclips. And since Montip is cheap and affordable, in we went. And guess who ended up buying the most stuff??
Urs truly...
I took the basket and i took bangle after bangle. I dumped 8 pieces of bangles into the basket. Green, purple, 3 blue ones... cant rmbr la.Then i took 2 hairclip thingy. One wif yellow orchid, the other one is purple. Then i bought hair bands. U noe... getah rambut... 2 of them. 1 wif a yellow orchid (again!) and the other wif pink orchid. Thennn... i grabbed 2 hairbands. Cekak rambut. A purple glittery one and white glittery one. Thennn i bought 3 other getah rambut. Baby blue, pink and....... green?? Ehhh... cant rmbr. But i spent $37.70 there.
Den u see... on monday i bought a nice red tube from Fox. Cheap waaaaaat. 16 bux only. Now i wana get the blue and white one.
Thennn yday... i bought my brown skirt. From Red 2. At harbourfront. $35. And the skirt is so so damn nice!! Made me feel sexy.
I tried it on wif my purple top and.... WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I look damn sexy in it sia!!
Ahahahahaha. Ok ok. kidding!! Im juz so full of myself.
It's Thursday. Heh.
Batman... Batman... Batman... Tenenenene...
Today...... was fun. Haha. Despite some stuff being said, the day actuali turned out fine. Well let me juz tell u abt my weekend since im so freaking bored and im in a very very good mood and i simply feel like babbling away.
Yday... me and daddy helped my aunt wif her despatch work. U see my aunt owns a courier service and she needed some extra helping hand, so we decided to help. Aparently Standard Chartered Bank is paying her loads for her courier service. So ok la. Get paid waaat. So ok la. Daddy drove around while i had to call up the numbers on the sheet to ask if we cld collect the documents from them.
Most of the clients were nice and polite. Maybe cos i had a nice telephone voice?? Hehehe. I duno laaa. But there was this one apek... ok not apek. I saw on his form that he's actuali a manager. Fine. I called his hp but no one answered. So the next option was to call his house. A woman whom i assume is his wife answered the phone. So i said...
"Can i speak wif Mr wadever-his-name-is?"
"Ok hold on..."
"Hello..."
'Hello... Is this Mr so-and-so?"
"Yes....."
"Im calling on behalf of Standard Chartered Bank..."
"Why u call my hse?? Why nvr call my hp??" (in an accusing tone)
"I called ur hp juz a while ago and there was no answer"
"Ok. Excusable" (waaaaat in the worrrrrlllddd??!!)
"So will it be ok if we collect the documents from u today?"
"What time?"
"Around 1230"
"Ok can but dun be late. Im going out"
"Thank u sir" (tooooooooooot)
The moment i put down the fone, words came spewing out of my mouth. Not bad words laaaa. But i juz felt like i needed to let off steam. So when Daddy finally arrived at his place, i was expecting him to live in some condo or hudc apartment. But no lor. He lived in a normal flat at Telok Blangah Drive. So as i waited for the lift, i told myself to smile and be nice. He afterall owns a high post. Who noes the interior of his hse is nice.
Soooooo when i pressed the doorbell, a lady opened the door. Again i assume it was his wife. Soooo i asked for him. He came to the door only clad in his shorts. Ehhh i thot he claimed he was going out?? His supposed wife was in her pyjamas lor. Toooooot. Ok nvm. Be calm. Be nice. Do wat u have to do and leave the place.
So i made him sign on the delivery sheet and on the form. Then after verifying that he gave the right documents, i thanked him. Thennnn......
"U were the one who called me right?" (sniggering away)
"Yes sir..."
"I thot the ppl from the courier service who are supposed to come over?" (again tersengeh-ing)
"I am from the courier service"
"U?? Dun bluff la... Ure from the bank right?" (smiling)
"No sir. Im reali from the courier service"
"Where got ppl from the courier service dress so nicely one?? Some more send pretty girl" (grin widened)
"Ok thank u sir. Have a nice day"
And like the flash, i was out of there. Gaaaaaaaawd. Dressed nicely?? Cmon laaaaa apek. I was in my white sleeveless tee n jeans n my white belt. Wat yg so lawa sehhh?? Obviously if he had seen me in my miniskirt or Shaik's dress he wld haf salivated and gotten a hard on.
Hahahahahahaha
I told ayah abt it la. I said he sounded so stuck up and angry over the phone. Then looking at the way he was dressed, obviously he wasnt abt to go out anytime soon... Den u noe wat ayah said??
"Cos a pretty girl came, so he tak jadi marah"
-slaps forehead-
"Or maybe he reali thot u were from the bank. He wldnt want to offend any bank officers. Or else his credit card application wun be approved"
"Hahahahahaha"
Gaaaaaaaaaawwwwd
Den got dis malay guy. He works for SMRT. So i had to find him at the passenger service counter la. His name was Mohd Isham. Den when he realized that i was from the courier service, his smile widen. Can see all his teeth. Im reali not exaggerating. U noe me. I dun exaggerate things.
"Awak from the courier service?"
"Yup"
"Kesian eh someone like u has to do despatch"
"Ummm its ok la. Im helping my aunt"
"Org lawa mcm awak... sape tak nak seh..."
Tooooooooooooooooooooooot
Den juz now... we had 2 weddings to attend to. One was my parents' ketua kendarat. Yes. Zaman dulu dulu la. When my parents were younger, they actuali were in the same kendarat group. That was how ayah got interested in ibu. Haha.
So the guy... they call him Cik Haron... saw me for the first time in God noes how many years. Ahahahaha. Den my mom asked him for the caterer's card. And he asked if it's cos my mom's interested den he looked at me and smiled. Den my mom said no la. I still have some time to go. She juz wana keep the namecard. Den that Cik Haron said:
"Ohh... saya ingat sudah bertunaaang. Waduh!! Lawa gini patut sudah tunang" (yes he has an indonesian accent)
Hurhurhurhur. I wish Cik Haron. I WISH. Aku ade bf pun my mom tak suke. Jgn cakap tunang. Nak jumpe pun susah.
So i juz smiled la. Then as we walked out, my mom told me that if i wana have a nice grand wedding, i muz start saving up alreadi. Dulu nak kahwin tak mahal. Sekarang banyak pakai duit. No wonder ppl say mcm nak jual anak. Alahai. Stop it la. Im not thinking of getting married. I mean i do think of getting married but to God noes who i duno laaaa. So pls. Cool it.
Then we went to another wedding, and she met so many of her long lost kenalans, she started asking for their contacts. Then she said when i get married, she can invite them.
-smacks forehead-
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That will be in wat?? 6 yrs time?? The state of my bank account is pathetic. So unless i end up wif a filthy rich fella, im gona have a hard time saving up for my wedding.
Then we were in the car. The DJ was talking abt how we shld think carefully when it comes to jodoh. Mencari jodoh tu bukan la senang. Anda tak boleh bertukar-tukar jodoh seperti bagaimana anda bertukar pakaian. Den my mom bersuara:
"Dengar tu. Cari jodoh tak blh main main. Jgn stick to one guy dulu. Very ur choices. It can help u to decide better"
WAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT??
Seriously tau. Somebody shld tell my mom to stop it.
I AM NOT ABT TO GET MARRIED TO ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok fine. Nvm. We went to IMM. Ayah tak bilang seh he wanted to go there. He wanted to see if he's taller than Nurul. Aiyaaaaah. We cld have brought the videocam kan??
Gaaaaaaaaaaawd. I juz have to tell u that Syed Azmir is so so so freaking hot. Reali laaaa. I mean pozi is cute but he's taken. Syed Azmir confessed that he is so very single. Aiyaaaaaaah. Aiiiiyaaaaaaaahhh.
BE MINE BRUDDER!!!!!
And i think i was caught on camera?? Hahahahahaha. If u see this gal in green and black kebaya wif totally horrendous hair... that's me. Ahahahahahaha.
But ya la. Syed Azmir was so so damn hot. I wanted to faint. Ahahahaha. He's a very ppl person tau. So is pozi. Gosh. When Syed Azmir danced... fuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!! And he sang acapella. Aiyooooooh. Tak blh angkaaaaaaaat!!!!!
Then while watching them, my mom commented:
"Si Syed Azmir tu org nye lawa eh. Ade style. Clean"
Den she freaking stared at me. She gave me dis stare that i knew wat she was getting at straightaway...
Aiyah. I noe la u like guys who dress up smartly. So do i. In fact guys who wear formal clothes turn me on. Or guys wif their collars up like how Syed Azmir was dressed juz now. But i dun like my guys too clean cut u noe. A lil bit of facial hair. A lil bit of goatee. A lil scruffy. Messy hair. It's either messy hair or botak. Like ns botak. Ahahahahahahahaha.
Den we went to Causeway Point. My mom bought me a pair of white and green flats from Charles and Keith. Sheeeeeeeeeesh. I dun like shoes from Charles and Keith but org dah nak belikan. Takkan nak cerewet. Actuali i wasnt too keen la. But i didnt want to protest so i juz kept quiet la. It has a beeeeeeeeeeg green flower. Ahahahahaha.
Then when we walked out of Charles and Keith, Speedy Gonzales was smack in front of me. Ahahahaha. OK ok. the brudder has a name. His name is Idil. And he's called Speedy Gonzales becossss. Ok nvm. But ya. He was in this green tee. And walking wif another guy. Then kan i thot i wanted to smile at him but he stared at me mcm nak makan den he walked away so i pun tak jadi la. Ahahahahahaha.
Ayah is making me try the new silkpro shampoo. He said it's got hair fall control. Ala ayah. My hair is very the panjang. Sebab tu gugur banyak. Sori la. Not my fault waaat. Im not cutting it tau. I am afterall the medusa of the group. Wait i rebond k? Habis cerita.
My parents has been nice to me the entire weekend. I am seriously starting to wonder why. Is my merajukking working?? Ahahahaha. Cos semalam mom said that before puasa i can go out wif anyone i want.
ANYONE???
Ala bedek la. Bedek. I dun trust u. Tak percaya.
Ayah juz made me put this reali smelly ubat on my left toe. U see it's bleeding. Bcos yday morning, at 7am, my hp beeped. I shall not say from who, but it was enuff to make me jump from my bed and grabbed my hp. I sleep all over my bed. It so happened at that time, my left leg was dangling by the bed, beside the door. I didnt close the door. Soooo my left toe hit the door real hard and a bit of the nail came off so it bled.
I didnt realize it was bleeding till after i stopped smsing and sat on my bed and smiled. Ahahahahaha.
Oh well. I'll continue wat i have to say tmr. Or maybe the day after. Heeee.
YAY!! YAY!! YAY!!
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!
YAY!! YAY!! YAY!!
YAYYYYYYNESSSSSS!!
Today i felt much much better. Albeit feeling sad for a while juz now... the rest of my day was fiiiinnnneeee.
Daddy sent me to tuition. Good. I saved on bus fare. Then kan... on the way home, i took 15. Alighted at the back there. Somewhere near all those Kaki Bukit warehouses cos i was too lazy to alight at eunos and switch to 60. That's juz so me tau. Im too lazy to move my ass once ive gotten myself a seat on the bus. Especially if the bus is crowded. Tak rela aku untuk make my way thru the packed bus.
Ewwww. I mean my ass will inevitably rub against another person's. Ewww. And cos i wanted to save on bus fare so i decided to juz remain in 15 and walk the extra distance. The route which is greatly disapproved by Ansari cos that's the route where most banglas hang out at.
Haha. Not only banglas. I think Thais too. Yaaaaa. Den kan each time Ansari finds out im going to walk that route, he will disapprove and have no choice but to take 15 wif me and waaaaaalk all the way wif me. Ahahahaha. Make him waste his bus fare. Sengaja la. I admit it.
I always did that on purpose. And den throughout the journey, he will describe to me all kinds of scenarios. I get ogled at by banglas. Kidnapped by banglas. Molested by banglas. Get whistled at by banglas. Den one day... everybody will see me on tv...
MISSING: NURAZREEN ZAINAL
Ahahahahaha. He's always doing that. I think he did that to Shaik once. When we were in the train going to Pasir Ris. Ahahahahaha.
Ehhh wait. I only attract banglas keeee?? Ewwwww. That's gross. Why not apeks?? Ansari is an apek waaaat. That means i attract apeks kan?? Ahahahahaha.
So anyways i wun walk that route... if it's late at nite la. But juz now it was only 5:30 pm peee. So still bright la. No harm kan?? So i walked n walked. Den there was this guy on a bicycle cycling towards me. As we got nearer to each other, i realised it was a mly pakcik. Not like reali old pakcik but someone old enuff to be called pakcik. Ahahahahhaha.
Den kannn as he cycled towards me... he actuali said: "Hello saudari..."
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd
Sempat sehhhh!!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. It was ewwww ok. U shld have seen him sniggering away. I mean wat the hell la brudder. Plssssssss. It was totally eww tau. Den there was this chinese lady walking beside me. She asked if i knew him. Of course i said no la. Dennnn she started mumbling abt how some ppl nowadays have nothing better to do.
Bla bla bla
Right. Then i went for dinner wif my parents jz now. Actuali it was supper. It was alreadi after 9pm. But cos i didnt eat the entire day so it was ok la. So we went to Downtown East.
WARONG MAK MINAH RAWKS!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaa. Betollll. When u go to Downtown East and eat at the stalls there... pls pls pls head straight for warong mak minah. Sedap gilerrrrrr. The last time i was there... i had the laksa goreng. And Shaik's Hokkien Mee was nice. And An's Chicken Cutlets Fried Rice was nice tooo.
Den juz now we ordered Soto, Tauhu Goreng, Macaroni Soup and Macaroni Goreng. Fuuuuuuhh!! All sedap gilerrr. Betol tak bedek!!
But i had to do the ordering myself cos my mom went to buy drinks and Daddy of course nrv ever bothers. Soooo as i walked to the stall i was aware of all the male species sitting outside it. I duno why but all the ppl working for Warong Mak Minah are MEN.
Sooooo as i walked towards the stall... every single one of them turned and looked. Yes. They reali stared. Eh hello!! Pls be more discreet laaaa brudders. Gaaaaaawd. Nak kene ajar keeee? Tak tahu malu sehhh stare until like that!!
Den i placed my order wif this pakcik. Tak tua tak muda. Ahahaha. When i said i wanted Soto, he went:
"U noe Soto has rice..."
"Ohhhh.... maksud awak LONTONG??"
"Eh awak melayu? Saya ingat awak orang Philippine"
-smacks forehead-
Ohhhh gaaaaaaaawd. I duno whether to laff or not. Then when i was done, i turned. And those guys... every single one of dem started smiling at me.
I swear right there and then i cld haf thrown my slippers at them. Altho i was juz wearing selipar jepun yg lembik, i swear i cld have slept each and every one of dem wif it.
Hello ppl... are u all like blind?? I didnt even put on make up. No liner. No mascara. Nothing. ILEK. My face was totally bare. And my rambut kebabai. U noe... all over the place. I tied it into a ponytail but still most of my hair was all over the place laaaa.
And do u noe wat was the most embarrassing thing that happened?? I was trying very very hard to peel my prawns wif those plastic fork and spoon... and then my prawn went flying!!!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd
Great Az. There u had a bunch of guys staring and they had to see ur prawn flying. Thru the air, onto ur jeans and then bounced onto the floor.
Right. That's all for today. Shaik is turning 20 in less than an hr and ive not written her card yet!! Ahhhhh!! Wat time were u born Shaik?? I was born at 3:45 am. Ahahahahahaha.
Had macs breakfast wif lulu and shaik. As usual i was late. But i didnt expect myself to be thaaaat late. U see i boarded the bus at 8:30am. Normally it takes 40 mins to reach Sengkang when i take 87. But noooo. Juz now it took me an hr simply becos the damn apek was driving slower than tourist bus drivers.
He was taking his own sweet time. Trust me... i was better off riding a beca. Ahahahaha. Reali la. When i was in the bus, 2 other 87 buses actuali went past us and wat did the bus apek do?? He simply carried on driving at the exact same speed. Gaaaaaaaaawd. I swear i was tempted to hop off the bus and flag a cab but thankfully i didnt.
Sooooo after breakfast and some stories... haha... we thot we shld take the nel to somewhere. God noes where but somewhere. But then Lulu had to meet her mom at 1230pm so we cldnt exactly venture far so in the end we didnt board the nel and tapped our ez link cards and exit from sengkang mrt. Sooooo we took 27 to the airport.
Sat at Pacific Coffee. Been quite sometime since i had smth from there. So i decided to try their hot cocoa which was soooo pale-ly coloured and it didnt taste thaaaat nice. Silly me ordered the grande size without even checking wif dem how big the grande size wld be. Haha. I finished my drink la. It didnt taste so bad but ive tasted better.
STARBUCKS RULEZ!!!
Sooooo actuali kan... the reason we met up today cos i wanted to talk. Abt the stuff that has been happening lately. I especially wanted Lulu to noe how i feel about the entire situation. But if u noe me well... i will end up not talking abt it. At all. Haha.
But reali la. Im feeling much much better alreadi. I realise the situation isnt soooo bad and smth can be done abt it. So yup.
And precisely cos i was feeling much much better... i sort of... well it wasnt intended. I mean i had to go to Parkway to develop pics cos my mom asked me to. Soooo while waiting for my pics to be ready... i walked around PP laaa.
So walked and walked. Walked. Lalalala. Nice things. Ok. Get out Azreen. No buying. Pls. No buying. Juz look at dem. Can see. Can touch but absolutely no buying ok. Dun even bring the thing to the cashier. Dun even bother asking if the item is available in different colours. So i succeeded tau. Didnt buy anything from any of the shops at the basement.
2nd floor... So many nice clothes. Ok phew!! The 3rd floor alreadi and i didnt purchase anything. So i thot i cld do it u noe. Not buying anything. Then i walked into Ice Lemon Tee juz to check out if they have those heels that i saw at the Tampines Mall outlet.
Ehhhh taaaakkkddeeee!!
Goooood. Den i wun buy anything today. Dennn i walked around the store. Dennnn i bought a coin pouch. This white, blue, green, pink coin pouch. But only $1.90 laaa. Cheap kannn?
Sooo den i told myself... Ok that was it. Juz a harmless coin pouch. Lalala. Next shop... 77th Street.
Since when did PP haf 77th Street??
Ok nvm. Nothing i fancied. Walked out. Dennn i went to the 3rd floor. 2nd floor. Nothing. Den back to the 2nd floor. Waaaaah. Dis purse was going on 50% discount!! Reali!! Their 2 yrs anniversary or smth. And it was those beeeg beeeg purses that u can put a handphone, a slim digicam, pens, pencils, rulers, coins, erasers, cards and many many cards and cash and wat have u. And the colours were attractive. So the salesgirl was talking to me, urging me to buy it simply becos it was on 50% off...
And there i was going, "Noooooooooo"
Reali tau. I was squealing away at the salesgirl. Then i told her i cant spend animore today and she was like it was a good deal. Then i told her i didnt noe which colour to choose and she said to buy 2 cos that means i will be paying at the original price for 2 purses. So i stared. I asked for a moment of silence as i inspected the purse.
Dennnn i settled for a pink one. Hahahahaha. $19.90 waaaaaat. And the lady actuali showed to me that it was genuine leather cos she took out a lighter and tried to burn it but it remained in perfect condition.
Dennnn i walked around. Waaaah. Ape ni?? Top 20 has a sale?? Now i dun like the clothes there cos dey are tacky but their capelets were going for $14.90. U noe... Like shaik punye. Yaaaaaaaa. $14.90. But they were only available in pink and not nice green. If i had seen a white one, i wld have bought it. So i thot i was save.
Den i saw them.
BELTS
Nice belts. Going from $3.90. Yaaaaa those sequinned cloth belts were going for $3.90. Dennnn i saw a white leather belt. A nice simple one. Now if u had seen how much my jeans are slipping... u will noe that i need a belt urgently. Yesss. My jeans were slipping. Badly. Soooo in the end i got myself the belt. Hey!! Necessary peeee. $7.90 only.
I sauntered into E-Base. Nice brown skirt going for $20 but luckily it wasnt dark brown. So move on Azreen. Get ur feet out of the shop. Dun even take a 2nd look at it. Dun even bother trying it.
Soooo i finally moved down to the basement.
Went to this gift shop. Looked at photo albums. Almost wanted to buy one but i realised i didnt haf thaaaaat many pics yet. No no. Not pics of me and the kukuz. Some other pics. And ticket stubs. So i told myself to wait till i have enuff to at least fill up half of the album.
LULU DO U HAVE THE TICKET STUB FOR 12TH APRIL 2005???!!!
Den i think i spent 30 mins... reading every single possible card. Haha. THis whole range of greeting cards. U noe those wordy ones abt frenship and love?? Yaaaa. I read every single card. Soooo i walked out of the shop wif 2 cards costing $7 each. One card for Shaik. One card for An.
I noe. I noe. $7 for a card. Ala who cares laaaaaaaa. My money waaaaat.
I swiped my NETS card countless times today. I wonder how many points i alreadi have in my NETS Rewards card. Den i can redeem smth. Hehehehehe.
Right. Friendster has a new layout. Again i dun like it. Who cares la.
Juz now Lulu told me smth. That her Kak Efah called her yday to ask abt smth. Ahahahahaha.
S-L-O-W
Ahahahaha. I duno why but when she told me that, i was chuckling inside. Deep inside i was smiling wif glee. Ahahahahaha.
Now Kak Efah alreadi noeeeessss!!
"Hello... Nanti kalau free call Abg Erza. I hv smth impt nak berbual dgn u. Ok bye bye"
Yup... i woke up and got that on my voicemail. My hp was on silent mode so i din hear any incoming smses or calls. Soooo after i bathed, i returned Abg's call.
Shaik always tell me that my guy cousins like to talk to me. U noe... as in lament to me abt their probs. Haha. What to do... im soooooo well liked. And they ADORE me. Ahahahaha. But no la. I dun see it that way u noe. I dun see myself as a dumping ground for their probs.
Admittedly, i AM kepo abt their lives. Especially when it comes to GIRLS. Ahahahaha. Yesss i am. I mean who wldnt right?? U wld wana noe abt the latest that's happening in ur cousins' lives. Especially when my 2 abg sedares are oh soooo good looking and actuali make very good bfs becos they will be soooo devoted to their gfs. That i can vouch for. Definitely.
Soooo we talked. He told me abt the army half marathon that he went for yday. And from there i found out abt a bit more stuff. Ummm. Yeah. Stuff that further proves that when it comes to break ups, guys usuali dun dare to tell the girls themselves. They get their other frenz to do it. Or they get one of the gal's close fren to do it and they think their job is done when in actual fact...
U DIDNT HAVE ENUFF BALLS IN THE FIRST PLACE TO FACE HER AND LOOK AT HER IN THE EYE AND TELL HER THAT THINGS ARE OVER
I dun get it u noe. The poor gal went for ur commissioning parade. U brought her home to meet ur parents den a few wks later u shut up. And u think that by talking to the gal's fren abt wanting to break up is enuff to get the msg across. Then shame on u. U had the guts to ask her urself but when u want out, u run away.
And u can still gloat over it and insist that u broke up wif her 2 weeks ago when i actuali met her last week and she was crying to me in the bus and in the train abt how she doesn't noe what's going on cos u havent been contacting her. She did hear abt the breaking up thing but pls la brudder...
BE A GENTLEMAN AND TALK THINGS OUT WIF HER
Wait i forget. U are a tin kosong. U are not a gentleman. And juz cos u noe Abg Erza is interested in getting to noe her, u senang senang tell him that Abg can have her. Anytime.
Eh, u think my Abg Erza is a 2nd class citizen is it?? At least he isnt a storeman like u. At least he does REAL army work. At least my Abg Erza is better looking than u and he noes how to treat us girls. Ladies. Woman. My Abg Erza isnt a coward.
Dun tell me after 2 yrs, she means nothing to u?? At all?? U talk abt her to ur army frenz. U stressed abt how hot she is. Even nadeem who finds her hot isnt an ass like u tau. He noes how to protect maruah perempuan. But wat abt u??
Cmon la brudder... u take care of the army supplies in the store. U work from 8 to 5. And ure on leave for this entire week. U do have time to talk to her u noe. Where are ur balls brudder?? They got castrated while u were in tekong?? Did the wild boars eat dem??
Maybe i castrated dem in my dreams...
OK ppl. I seriously do not noe why i bother talking abt dis when in actual fact i noe all these 3 parties involved do not read my blog. Haha. I juz needed to get it off my chest la.
Talking to Abg was liberating. Of course when i listened to his msg that he left on my voicemail, i got a bit scared cos of things that have been happening lately.
Im glad to noe that i have the support of so many ppl. Lulu, Shaik, Toonie, Neeta, Abg Erza, Abg Mas, my aunt... Yup. Im reali glad.
I have a very good feeling abt dis. I reali do.
Pls. Im not asking for anything else.
Anywaaaayyyssss... Ch 5 will be showing Speed later at 7:15pm. Woot!! Woot!!
KEEEEAAAANNNUUU REEEEVVVEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmm...........
Ive changed the song on my blog. Again.
Dis song is... very apt.
If u ever get to watch the video... u will understand why.
And if u look at the song title, u will understand why.
I am...... feeling...... out of sorts.
Reali. Ive never had dis feeling before. Even i myself cant fathom it.
3 weeks........
I can survive 3 weeks... 3 months... 3 years...
I so can
-staring at the clock-
It's 6:47 am.
-staring at the screen-
Wanna blog my thots but i cant seem to find the words.
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Right... all 5 of us were present last nite but...
NEEEETTTAAAAA!!!!!!!!! U WERE MORE INTERESTED IN MY MAGAZINE THAN CATCHING UP WIF MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wana see pics?? Ummm... got la but not that much. I shall leave it to whoever wana upload dem. Seriously... im not in the mood.
All i wana do is to make full use of today.
*sigh*
THE KUKUZ WILL BE COMING OVER TO MY HSE TMR EVENING AND I AM DAMN EXCITED!!
3 CHEESE PIZZA
CHOCOLATE CAKE
AND ANY OTHER COMFORT FOOD THAT WE CAN PIG OUT ON
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CANT WAAAAAAIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!